As such, every vaper in existence is effectively just a pimped out druggie, servicing their douche flutes for a fetid fix, provided by Pimp Daddy Big Tobacco. Tobacco companies have been quick to get in on the action, switching gears and producing e-cig products and paraphernalia left and right, effectively becoming 21st century electronic drug pimps, forcing their dimwitted cunt starved clientele to suck off their phallic products in exchange for a nicotine hit. Instead a large number of moronic fuckwits decided to bastardize the invention for the sake of creating a quasi-religious 'lifestyle' around it, that they call ' vaping', primarily for the purpose of over-compensating for their complete lack of personality, the e-cig allowed these rejects to try and pass themselves off as 'unique little snowflakes' by continually and constantly huffing off an electronic dildo for a drug fix. A clever idea all around and a great way to stop smoking. What originally started as a means of cigarette smoking cessation, the electronic cigarette or ' e-cig' was created as a means of delivering addictive nicotine into your body via atomized water vapor as opposed to traditional carcinogenic laden smoke.
